lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

fake-mermaid:

can’t wait to see how many parents purchase iphone 6’s for their 12 year old children

supsean:

tHE TABLES HAVE TURNED

supsean:

tHE TABLES HAVE TURNED

sniffing:

i was 45 seconds late to class so i had to get a late pass and the entire process took me 15 minutes. now im 17 minutes late to class but at least i learned my lesson right

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

ratchet-mess:

Do you ever just sit on the toilet for 2 hours to avoid everyone

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

cybugs:

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom 

pinkmckinley:

do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT